Since the news the past 2 weeks is almost exactly the same as the 2 weeks before that, I’ll just sum it up for you:
Yes he’s still on crutches.
Yes he’s still an unnatural shade of red.
No he hasn’t ‘made up his mind’ where he’d like to play yet.
That said, since we have some time and [...]
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I don’t want to be rude (translation: I do), [...]