BusyCowboy

When Jonah Falcon was in fifth grade, his class was allowed to use the school swimming pool. Like many ten-year-olds, the boy was modest and decided to change into his swimsuit in a bathroom stall. Locker-room noises ricocheted outside as Jonah dropped his pants. Then, silence. At first, he wondered if everyone had run away. [...]

5 reasons not to be a penis…

You’re bald your whole life.

You have a hole in your head.

Your neighbors are nuts.

The guy behind you is an ass hole

and…

Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

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