ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes
ATTY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh…. I was getting laid.
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ATTY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, [...]
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