BusyCowboy

Something to cheer y’all up on a dreaded Sunday. Why is it dreaded you say? Well it’s back to work (or school for most) day tomorrow.

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I’m sure there’s a word for this. Any brainy walking dictionary who can help?

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Tom, a loving husband, was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE.”
The next morning, [...]