We think this pic of Phelps before he was conceived speaks volume.
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1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL
your friends.”
2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,”send me a brother”….
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”….
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, “Do [...]
Now, if there are girls listening to this, we have to clarify: not ALL men are like this! Oh no, wait, am I starting to sound like him? That’s not good. Never mind, just listen to it. He’s just been conferred “The Douchiest Phone Message In History” award from HolyTaco. What an arse.
Quoting HolyTaco:
“The back [...]