BusyCowboy

The black widow….
This spider, one of only a few poisonous spiders in the USA, can be found all over the states of Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky, and Tennessee.   The spider releases a neurotoxin into the victim that, if not treated, can cause death!

The black widow hooks-up with the male then sucks the very life out of [...]

Honestly, one day women will understand that all of life’s problems can be solved by blowing me. In fact, if we put together some sort of competition where women vie to see who can blow me the best, we could probably figure out the economy, healthcare, and how to keep potato chips fresh after opening [...]

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes
ATTY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh…. I was getting laid.
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ATTY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, [...]

Read them all! really funny stuff!

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Bounce At Your Own Risk

Well, you asked for it.  Literally.

Girls On Stairs

beer spill just happened to make a, let’s say, unfortunately distinctive design on his shirt.

fear factor

that was my answer too! hahahha

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I’m not sure why, but people really like taking pictures of themselves doing perverted things with America’s most beloved burger-hocking clown. If you have any photos of yourself and Mr. McDonald, send them in and we’ll add them to this gallery.

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