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Top 5 to do after striking toto (lottery) next week:
1. Quit job, tour around the world for at least 60 days
2. Buy myself some $100,000 freedom
3. Bentley Continental GT
4. King size $10,000 bed + 4739875 thread count sheets
5. Slap my maid with a stack of $50 bills
to consider: double or nothing on even/black on roulette @ Macau
Top 5 most important things in the world:
1. Family (mom ++ in reality)
2. Friends
3. Soccer
4. Computer
5. $$$
Top 5 best destinations to elope:
1. Some gorgeous beach in Brazil (try finding me)
2. California
3. Tokyo
4. Paris
5. River Valley (nearest is the safest or some shit like that)
to consider: edgefield plains (pretty sure nobody can find me)
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Our definition of success is to live life in a way that cause you to feel a ton of pleasure and very little pain - and because of your lifestyle, have the people around you feel a lot more pleasure than they do pain.Its a Lifestyle: Live It!