With David Beckham’s transfer to AC Milan putting him in the news again, it was only a matter of time until his wife Victoria wrested the spotlight away. And what better way to do it than with breasts?
Now, lot of people don’t find Posh atrractive. I see the word “fembot” thrown around, and people have all sorts of quibbles about her never smiling or being too skinny or having breast implants that have the shape of bolted-on grapefuits. As if all those things are bad.
And that’s cool. You’re all entitled to your opinions. You probably wouldn’t like these photos, anyway.
And vice versa. It probably hurts, but is there a better way of doing this?
09 Nov, 2008
We all know C-Ron’s trickery and quick footwork with the ball and his goalscoring abilities. However, the Manchester United ace has a talent that is only recently uncovered - the ability of his armpits to stream sweat through a jacket.
His team-mates filled his training room locker with cans of deodorant and aftershave when Ronaldo was pictured by the Mirror sweating through a jacket on a night out.
The footie ace, 23, who admits he gets ribbed for the time he spends by the dressing-room mirror and getting ready after training, admitted: “I like to take care of my style.”
But with all that free spray, the winger could have a whole new career … as a scenter-forward.
One would have thought Ronaldo would be pleased to receive some much-needed deodorant, but presumably he was angry because his team-mates made room for the spray in his locker by throwing away his hair products, tiny gold shiny shorts, chest wax and prostitute directory.
been travelling to shanghai & hong kong for past 10 days
busycowboy shall return to full force asap! gathering materials now, 
OUCH. That must have hurt.
This must be what Google would have looked like during the Elizabethan era.
Who needs a space shuttle when you’ve got a cool parachute.
: love it as much as i love entourage!
: monacooo is the shit!
: Howdy all! Have a great weekend!