BusyCowboy

Everyone knows forums are reserved for calling people “gay” or “n00b” or a “gay n00b.” If you ever think you’re going to get compassion, or real advice or anything helpful in an Internet forum, then you truly are a gay n00b.

German heiress at centre of sex tape blackmail plot(3rd richest woman in Europe)

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£125,000 payday for fan who bet that 13-year-old Hamilton would become world champion

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Breast Test: How To Tell If She Has Fake Boobs

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McDonalds Japan Goes No-Brand with Quarter Pounder Shops

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Incredible Sand Sculptures

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NameThatWhatever.com

Well, at least he’s honest!!

Hate job hunting!

Pumpkin ass

Which do you think pays better: Playing defensive midfield in the German women’s second division or taking your clothes off for Germany’s adult entertainment industry?

23 year old Eva started her career playing for FC Nürnberg, but decided to do some after hours erotica work for extra cash. Unfortunately there weren’t enough hours in the day for Eva to work in both the football and flesh industries, so one of them had to go.

As you can see from the above photo she chose the latter.

Some very much NSFW photos and video of Eva Roob (working under her new, more adult industry appropriate name of Samira Summer) can be found over at WAGs Offside.

Diehard 007 fan blows £200k on trashed stunt car

A foolish wealthy James Bond fan has reportedly shelled out £200,000 for an Aston Martin DBS that doesn’t work. There is a good reason why he paid so much - it’s the infamous model that was written off during filming of the latest Bond movie, Quantum of Solace.

The trashed Aston is one of six DBS models that were used to make the movie. It met its watery fate when an Aston engineer lost control on a slippery bend and ploughed through a barrier into Lake Garda in Italy.

Maria Sharapova

Age: 21 Home Town: Nyagan, Russia Current Residence: Bradenton, Fla.

On the road:
2008 Jaguar XK
2008 Land Rover Range Rover Supercharged x2

On the court:
Sharapova is a three-time grand slam champion. She’s the world’s highest paid female athlete with endorsements from Land Rover, Tiffany & Co., Sony Ericsson, Canon, Colgate, Gatorade and Nike, all of which helped her earn $26 million in the past 12 months.

“I think Land Rover and myself have many of the same qualities,” Sharapova says. “We are both adventurous, we both like to perform at the highest level, and some people think we both look good.”

“I have learned that these vehicles are the real deal. I have been on several off-road courses, and you can really see the technology and how the cars are really built for off-road use,” she says.

Ana Ivanovic

Age: 20 Home Town: Belgrade, Serbia Current Residence: Basel, Switzerland

On the road:
2008 Peugeot 207

On the court:
Ivanovic went pro in 2003 and has been the top-ranked women’s singles tennis player for much of 2008. She won her first Grand Slam title at the French Open in June. Ivanovic was featured on the Serbian Postage Stamp this year.

“I think that the Peugeot 207 is a good match for me, because I’m a careful driver, and it’s a very safe car,” she says of the car donated by her sponsor Verano, distributor of Peugeot in Serbia. “It’s practical but stylish too, so it was the perfect first car for me.”

Jelena Jankovic

Age: 23 Home Town: Belgrade, Serbia Current Residence: Bradenton, Fla.

On the road:
2007 Porsche 911 in the USA
2008 Hyundai Santa Fe in Serbia

On the court:
Jankovic is currently ranked No. 2 in the world. Jankovic climbed from 38th place in 2006 to rank in the top 10 in 2007 and has stayed there ever since. She made it to the women’s singles quarterfinal at the Beijing Olympics, but lost to the Russian Dinara Safina.

“I have done most of my driving in the U.S.,” Jankovic says. “The roads are wider, and it’s easier to drive around than in Europe.”

“I would like another sports car but also possibly an SUV, for example the Lincoln Navigator, so I can drive my family and friends around,” she says. “The first car I owned was a black Chevrolet. I can’t even remember the model.”

Daniela Hantuchova

Age: 25 Home Town: Poprad, Slovakia Current Residence: Monte Carlo, Monaco

On the road:
2008 Porsche Cayenne
2002 Porsche Boxster
2005 Land Rover Range Rover

On the court:
Hantuchova is ranked 12th in the WTA. She achieved a career-high of 5th place in 2003 and has won three singles tournaments, eight women’s doubles tournaments and four mixed doubles tournaments, including the US Open in 2005 and Wimbledon in 2001.

“I like high performance and stylish cars,” Hantuchova says. “I find long drives soothing, especially after being on airplanes week after week.”

“I’d like to own an Aston Martin one day and wouldn’t mind an all-time classy Bentley or sleek Maserati either,” she says.