Percent of U.S. managers who think casual dress hurts productivity

Interesting.

How about this fact?

97.8%

Percent of workers who think useless managers hurt productivity.

Yes, I just made that up and it felt damn good. Now take your opinions and percentage symbols and shove ‘em sideways manager man.

The face printed on the pillow as a promotional item is sheer fucking genius.

Even though he couldn’t take part in Beijing Olympic, he could always use it when necessary……

Above is the set of rules Madonna sent Guy Ritchie whose sons, Rocca and David, are with him in London. Jesus Christ, does this lady have some balls. Scope out some of these demands (via The Daily Mail):

1. All water must be Kabbalah-blessed water.
2. No man-made fibers in their clothing.
3. No newspapers, magazines, TV or DVDs.
4. Guy Ritchie must not be photographed in public with them.
5. David has to be read the English Rose books (written by Madonna) every night before bed.

So, basically Guy Ritchie has to carry his kids in a shoebox full of Kashi and Madonna books. There’s Holocaust survivors reading this post going “Wow, what a bitch.”

In most countries, a bottle of testicle shampoo would say something like “Shampoo for those hard to reach areas” or “Shampoo for your manly parts.”

In Germany, though, they just slap a couple balls on the bottle (the one on the left, by the way, looks a little undernourished) and call it a day.

Everyone knows forums are reserved for calling people “gay” or “n00b” or a “gay n00b.” If you ever think you’re going to get compassion, or real advice or anything helpful in an Internet forum, then you truly are a gay n00b.