BusyCowboy

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I don’t know who is working in the marketing department for Durex but those bastards deserve a raise. Sure Trojan might have the condom advertising market saturated with their “Trojan Man” ads but those don’t even come close to matching the creativity of these Durex ads.
The face printed on the pillow as a promotional item [...]

Even though he couldn’t take part in Beijing Olympic, he could always use it when necessary……

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In most countries, a bottle of testicle shampoo would say something like “Shampoo for those hard to reach areas” or “Shampoo for your manly parts.”
In Germany, though, they just slap a couple balls on the bottle (the one on the left, by the way, looks a little undernourished) and call it a day.

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Everyone knows forums are reserved for calling people “gay” or “n00b” or a “gay n00b.” If you ever think you’re going to get compassion, or real advice or anything helpful in an Internet forum, then you truly are a gay n00b.

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Well, at least he’s honest!!

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Hate job hunting!

Pumpkin ass

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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging [...]