BusyCowboy

If you like doing laps in the swimming pool, you might want to stock up on the energy drinks before diving in to this one.
It is more than 1,000 yards (1 kilometer) long, covers 20 acres (8,1 hectare), has a 115 ft (35 meter) DEEP END and  holds 66 million gallons (249 million liters) of [...]

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA:      Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: [...]

High winds + short skirts = public embarrassment

Ah, the perils of being an F1 grid girl - especially at Silverstone, where the wind always blows. Still, we’re sure most male F1 fans weren’t complaining.

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Check out this footage from China, where a Panda basically just rapes some little Chinese guy, ripping his jacket off of his body violently.

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The National Debt Clock located near Times Square in NYC has officially run out of spaces. After tacking on the $100 billion that the government kicked down to Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae along with the $700 billion bail out the debt clock has run out of room for more zeros. The current clock can’t [...]

Outrigger Canoeing in Hawaii

The TV Version: For the last Detour of the sixth season, two of the three remaining teams chose to paddle down a two-mile course near Puu Ualakaa State Park.
The Live Version: One of the best views in Honolulu is afforded by driving up Round Top Drive in Puu Ualakaa State Park, where [...]

What’s their food like? Muddled concoctions of elaborately dressed-up fish: ‘Barbecued stingray served on banana leaf with samba oil’, for example.

Local tipple: Liquor in Singapore is predominantly imported. Namesake cocktail The Singapore Sling is served everywhere, but watch out - chucking a few of them on your bar tab will set you back $45 a [...]

Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable [...]

Literally…In Your Face!!!

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