21 Aug, 2008
Cristiano Ronaldo Voted “Ultimate Gay Icon”
Posted by: dijay In: Celebrity| Lists/Rankings| Soccer
An online survey of 3,000 gay men voted soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo the ultimate gay icon. Somewhere, David Beckham is crying into a pile of money:
A spokeswoman for www.gaygolddiggers.uk.com said: “Ronaldo’s ripped body, slicked-back hair, shiny white teeth and jewelery swung the votes his way.
“He looks like any gay man or woman’s dream.
Needle scratch. “Gay Gold Diggers?” Look here, you gold-digging internet gays! We know plenty of gay men whose dream looks about seventy-five pounds and one giant beard’s worth of difference from Cristiano and several women who’d like Cristiano a little more if he had a pair of luscious, voluptuous, sexy ovaries. And, personally, any man whose eyebrows are more expertly groomed than our own makes us feel self-conscious.
1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Kylie Minogue
3. Judy Garland
4. Elton John
5. Liza Minnelli
6. The Village People
7. David Beckham
8. George Michael
9. John Barrowman
10. Paul O’Grady
We think we can guess which of these were voted on by people who don’t remember the 70s because they were on coke / busy becoming sugar daddies to men who would end up listening to Kylie Minogue. We’ll guess Madonna’s Former Face was probably #11.
