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Final word on nutrition and health

dijay — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:17:15 +0000

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English..

3 The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you

Password rejected

dijay — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 06:15:05 +0000

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in…

P…

E…

N…

I…

S…

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED……. NOT LONG ENOUGH

LOL to cure your monday blues

dijay — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:31:33 +0000

Incoming!!!

“thats what she said” lol

staring down @ u bitch

The black widow spider

dijay — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:11:59 +0000

The black widow….

This spider, one of only a few poisonous spiders in the USA, can be found all over the states of Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky, and Tennessee. The spider releases a neurotoxin into the victim that, if not treated, can cause death!

The black widow hooks-up with the male then sucks the very life out of him after mating!

She’s very easy to spot…

The female has a very wide backside, is black, and has a red hour glass shaped marking on her belly….

You can find this spider in:
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Closets
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Wood piles
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Under beds
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And soon……
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THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

Comic: How to solve all a man’s problems

dijay — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:14:51 +0000

Honestly, one day women will understand that all of life’s problems can be solved by blowing me. In fact, if we put together some sort of competition where women vie to see who can blow me the best, we could probably figure out the economy, healthcare, and how to keep potato chips fresh after opening the bag for the first time. So really, we’re doing the world a disservice by not doing that.

Wrong tree?

dijay — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:03:34 +0000

What will happen if Men & Women swap parts

dijay — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:00:48 +0000

Law and humor

dijay — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 20:09:04 +0000

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes
ATTY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh…. I was getting laid.
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ATTY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new Attorney?
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ATTY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTY: All your answers MUST be oral, ok? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTY: And Mr Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No…he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.
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Interesting posts you might want to read

dijay — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:33:56 +0000

The Worst Day Ever (As Seen Through An Email Inbox)

dijay — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 06:33:00 +0000

Read them all! really funny stuff!