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Beckham: ‘I look like a miserable cow’
Victoria Beckham has admitted that she often looks miserable in photos.
The former Spice Girl has faced criticism in the past for her apparent reluctance to smile for the camera.
She told GMTV: “When I see pictures I do sometimes think, ‘You miserable cow’. I think it’s just the way [...]

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yeeeeeha! a la Grand Theft Auto

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Player of the season: Cristiano Ronaldo

Shit Lookalike of the season: Peter Crouch and the Special K logo

Horror haircut of the season: Jermain Defoe’s Wembley arch

Hottest Wife of the season: Cheryl Cole (Ashley Cole’s wife)

Photo of the season: Kevin Davies’ dislocated finger

Fan of the season: Because relegation can be fun

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A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.
Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort [...]

by Dave Feinberg
I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, [...]