BusyCowboy

This Is Why He Practices High Jump

dijay — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:07:33 +0000

Even though he couldn’t take part in Beijing Olympic, he could always use it when necessary……

Ouch that must hurt! [GRUESOME PICS]

dijay — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:27:20 +0000

Madonna’s a freak

dijay — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:17:28 +0000

Above is the set of rules Madonna sent Guy Ritchie whose sons, Rocca and David, are with him in London. Jesus Christ, does this lady have some balls. Scope out some of these demands (via The Daily Mail):

1. All water must be Kabbalah-blessed water.
2. No man-made fibers in their clothing.
3. No newspapers, magazines, TV or DVDs.
4. Guy Ritchie must not be photographed in public with them.
5. David has to be read the English Rose books (written by Madonna) every night before bed.

So, basically Guy Ritchie has to carry his kids in a shoebox full of Kashi and Madonna books. There’s Holocaust survivors reading this post going “Wow, what a bitch.”

What a Girl Wants, What a Girl Needs

dijay — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:50:03 +0000

Hmmm. What Do You Think This Shampoo Is For?

dijay — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:00:10 +0000

In most countries, a bottle of testicle shampoo would say something like “Shampoo for those hard to reach areas” or “Shampoo for your manly parts.”

In Germany, though, they just slap a couple balls on the bottle (the one on the left, by the way, looks a little undernourished) and call it a day.

Another proof that soccer is sexy

dijay — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:49:05 +0000

This Is Why You Don’t Ask Serious Questions In Forums

dijay — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:57:13 +0000

Everyone knows forums are reserved for calling people “gay” or “n00b” or a “gay n00b.” If you ever think you’re going to get compassion, or real advice or anything helpful in an Internet forum, then you truly are a gay n00b.

Interesting posts you might want to read

dijay — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:49:04 +0000

German heiress at centre of sex tape blackmail plot(3rd richest woman in Europe)

[LINK HERE]

£125,000 payday for fan who bet that 13-year-old Hamilton would become world champion

[LINK HERE]

NameThatWhatever.com

Would You Sell To This Ebayer?

dijay — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:57:12 +0000

Well, at least he’s honest!!

LOL to cure your monday blues

dijay — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:34:39 +0000

Hate job hunting!

Pumpkin ass