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THE FINEST FIVE

1. Iker Casillas, Real Madrid

‘Dios Que Hombre!’ . Iker rockets to the top spot on the strength of his jawline alone.

2. Cesc Fabregas, Arsenal

3. Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United

Perhaps it’s because his body is, hands down, the best in the biz. It doesn’t hurt that he’s a fantastic striker, and the fact that he doesn’t give a shite what other people think of him

4. Xabi Alonso Liverpool

He may have a nose that some have labelled ‘bulbous’, but we see the larger sized snoz as a necessity. If his nose was perfect Xabi would be too dangerous to mere mortals. It’s for our own safety.

5. Frank Lampard, Chelsea FC

THE HALL OF FAME

David Beckham, LA Galaxy
There is no other. Becks is, quite simply, the sexiest man on the pitch. Fatherhood suits him better than Armani. And we hate to admit it, but all those stories about his affairs? Makes him hotter: he is fallable and driven by lust. And insanely rich. He’s the living nummies.

Fabio Cannavaro, Real Madrid
Italy is a country full of the suave, stylish and seductively-accented, yet for us, Fabs is head and shoulders above the rest. It’s the twinkle in his eye and his claim to the best booty in Europe.

Freddie Ljungberg, West Ham
How many footie players have been very successful models for Calvin Klein? Who can attest to that level of sizzle? Who else can rock tightie whities like that? No one, dagnabit. No one.

Paolo Maldini, AC Milan

It’s not just his historic level of play that is such a sizzle-factor for Paolo, it’s the style and panache and full blown swagger he’s got at levels triple that of the average bloke. And he’s Italian. ‘Nuff said.

BUBBLING UNDER:

Sergio Ramos, Alessandro Nesta

Michael Owen, Adrian Mutu

Kaka, Fernando Torres