BusyCowboy

Madonna’s a freak

dijay — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:17:28 +0000

Above is the set of rules Madonna sent Guy Ritchie whose sons, Rocca and David, are with him in London. Jesus Christ, does this lady have some balls. Scope out some of these demands (via The Daily Mail):

1. All water must be Kabbalah-blessed water.
2. No man-made fibers in their clothing.
3. No newspapers, magazines, TV or DVDs.
4. Guy Ritchie must not be photographed in public with them.
5. David has to be read the English Rose books (written by Madonna) every night before bed.

So, basically Guy Ritchie has to carry his kids in a shoebox full of Kashi and Madonna books. There’s Holocaust survivors reading this post going “Wow, what a bitch.”

What a Girl Wants, What a Girl Needs

dijay — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:50:03 +0000

Hmmm. What Do You Think This Shampoo Is For?

dijay — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:00:10 +0000

In most countries, a bottle of testicle shampoo would say something like “Shampoo for those hard to reach areas” or “Shampoo for your manly parts.”

In Germany, though, they just slap a couple balls on the bottle (the one on the left, by the way, looks a little undernourished) and call it a day.

Another proof that soccer is sexy

dijay — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:49:05 +0000

This Is Why You Don’t Ask Serious Questions In Forums

dijay — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:57:13 +0000

Everyone knows forums are reserved for calling people “gay” or “n00b” or a “gay n00b.” If you ever think you’re going to get compassion, or real advice or anything helpful in an Internet forum, then you truly are a gay n00b.

Interesting posts you might want to read

dijay — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:49:04 +0000

German heiress at centre of sex tape blackmail plot(3rd richest woman in Europe)

[LINK HERE]

£125,000 payday for fan who bet that 13-year-old Hamilton would become world champion

[LINK HERE]

NameThatWhatever.com

Would You Sell To This Ebayer?

dijay — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:57:12 +0000

Well, at least he’s honest!!

LOL to cure your monday blues

dijay — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:34:39 +0000

Hate job hunting!

Pumpkin ass

From Midfielder to Adult Entertainment

dijay — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:25:59 +0000

Which do you think pays better: Playing defensive midfield in the German women’s second division or taking your clothes off for Germany’s adult entertainment industry?

23 year old Eva started her career playing for FC Nürnberg, but decided to do some after hours erotica work for extra cash. Unfortunately there weren’t enough hours in the day for Eva to work in both the football and flesh industries, so one of them had to go.

As you can see from the above photo she chose the latter.

Some very much NSFW photos and video of Eva Roob (working under her new, more adult industry appropriate name of Samira Summer) can be found over at WAGs Offside.

Man buys James Bond’s wrecked Aston Martin DBS

dijay — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:31:20 +0000

Diehard 007 fan blows Â£200k on trashed stunt car

A foolish wealthy James Bond fan has reportedly shelled out Â£200,000 for an Aston Martin DBS that doesn’t work. There is a good reason why he paid so much - it’s the infamous model that was written off during filming of the latest Bond movie, Quantum of Solace.

The trashed Aston is one of six DBS models that were used to make the movie. It met its watery fate when an Aston engineer lost control on a slippery bend and ploughed through a barrier into Lake Garda in Italy.