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Reader Pam asked Jessica if she could port her landline to her mobile account, prompting the Sprint CSR to respond: “No, are you nucking futz?” Pam wasn’t expecting an abusive chat when she visited Sprint’s website to research a potential contract extension, but Jessica unexpectedly appeared with advice that wasn’t just rude, but also wrong.

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This is what sexually enthusiastic American Apparel CEO Dov Charney sees when he looks out the front door of his (doubtless) multimillion-dollar home in LA. If he feels that way about the city, maybe he should move? You’ll never see this view in person unless your ass looks good in tights.

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Emily noticed that the weird puppet crap she was thinking of buying on Ebay would make her PayPal account explode:
“I know shipping products can be expensive, what with the rising fuel costs and all, but this shipping charge from the UK to Utah is ridiculous! Maybe the seller’s just padding the fee, I don’t know. [...]

If you’ve covered your entire house in gold and diamonds and are left with little else to pimp out, you can always move on to the kitchen. The Nespresso Crystal Edition coffee machine is covered with 3100 Swarovski crystals and will only run you about £1,995 (or about $4,000). But does it make coffee? Does [...]

“Would You Look at That Body Language? Legs Crossed Towards Each Other. That Is an Unequivocal Sex Invite.”
[Hayden Christensen (who some of us hope to be gay) with costar Rachel Bilson on the West Village set of "New York, I Love You" (Oh, and yes I know that her leg is technically crossed away from [...]

That Samsung / Armani tie-up continues to grow closer, following the cellphones is a new premium HDTV unveiled on the opening day of the Milan International Furniture Fair. The 46- and 52-inch 1080p LCDs include Samsung’s 100Hz display technology, wrapped in a design inspired by Giorgio Armani’s ‘08/’09 Armani/Casa home furnishings collection — inspired by [...]

Scarlett Johansson, tells the new issue of Spin, about her upcoming debut album
“I have no relationship with either [Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton], even as far as my lifestyle or the music I listen to. They probably made music that fits with their lifestyle - ‘Wouldn’t it be great if I were dancing to my [...]

Kanye West lives up to his promise to be the greatest star in the hip-hop universe with his “Glow In The Dark Tour,” which kicked off Wednesday night at the Key. He not only took the concert experience to a new level, he took it to a new planet.
It was a magnificent, thrilling, uplifting, sensory [...]

5 reasons not to be a penis…

You’re bald your whole life.

You have a hole in your head.

Your neighbors are nuts.

The guy behind you is an ass hole

and…

Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

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