Officer: We can make this go away no problem. I’ll write down a number here and you tell me what you think.
(Officer shows acceptable bribe offer)
Beckham: $40,000!?!
Officer: That’s 10K for every damn goal in that Colorado game… What? You think I don’t watch?
Beckham: How ’bout some autographs for the kids and a racy little pic of my wife I have here in my wallet?
Officer: Just the autographs please.
