BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey…

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

A 24-year-old woman, on her first trip to Las Vegas, is worrying less about the nation’s economy. That’s because Jessica Agbunag won $2.4 million on Wednesday at a Wheel of Fortune slot machine at the California Hotel and Casino.

Agbunag, a baby sitter who graduated high school in 2002, was in Las Vegas with her boyfriend and family in remembrance of her grandmother’s birthday. Her grandmother was a frequent visitor to Las Vegas who loved slot machines.

The Wheel of Fortune machines were good to Agbunag.

She twice won much smaller amounts earlier this week at the same casino.

But on Wednesday, she inserted $16 into a Mega-Jackpot machine and it hit big. She said she plans to pay off a car and give some money to relatives.

Besides a few essentials and the classics, is there really a need for half the titles in your expansive collection? The Nutty Professor is still in the wrapper (and it should stay there).

No.9 - Porn

If you don’t regret any porn you’ve ever purchased, why is it all hidden around your house? As regrettable a purchase as it becomes, why can’t we ever throw it away? It hangs around forever (just in case the internet goes down, of course).

No.8 - Unnecessary grooming products

Men have been turned into women, getting shaved, plucked, tanned, and prettied up sweeter than a debutante for the ball. Women say beauty is pain, but the only place these hurt worse than the body is in the wallet.

No.7 - As Seen on TV

A cleaning solution that will get anything out?! A mini-blender that can make Alfredo sauce and chop screws in half?! A vacuum that cuts hair?! We’ve all fallen for the “too good to be true” product on infomercials.

No.6 - Anything off eBay

Sure, it’s “buyer beware,” but the odds of getting anything worthwhile off eBay is less than slim. If it were such a great product to begin with, would the person be selling it to the highest bidder?

No.5 - Exercise equipment

Remember what you said? This is the year you get in shape. This is the year you change your body. Well, this is finally the year. This is the year you get just one incredible workout.

No.4 - The expensive fashion fad

Face it, fashion may be cyclical, but some of these duds are never coming back. Men can blame most of these fashion fads on celebrities and men’s style magazines. Trick us once, shame on Kanye West. Trick us twice, shame on us.

No.3 - An exotic pet

You couldn’t settle for a cuddly little fur ball or a mutt from the kennel to be your buddy for life. Nope. You had to go the extra yard and buy a “pet” that’s better off in a traveling zoo than your living room: the 14-foot iguan.

No.2 - A tattoo

Tattoos are perfect for certain types of people. Some tattoos are timeless. Others are tasteless and just plain awful ideas and are tattoos men should never get: barbed wire around the arm, the face of your kid, the tribal band, the Chinese symbol when you aren’t Chinese, the team logo, or the second wife’s name that covers the name of the first wife (the third wife isn’t fond of either) are all mistakes that will live with a guy forever

No.1 - That piece of jewelry for the ex

You gave her the diamond mine and she gave you the shaft. Even after the messy breakup, you still think about her — and that expensive gift — every time you make the minimum payment on the credit card you charged it on.

A hen pecks an eagle. Chinese farmers are trapping eagles and other birds of prey and throwing them trussed up into chicken pens to make them so scared of poultry that they never return

I think we can all relate a bit to that eagle. Sure, he once soared majestically, free to roam the Earth and take whatever he pleased. But now he’s being pinned down by an angry farmer and forced to endure cocks up his ass. It’s like prison, but with blood and tears replaced by adorableness.

Charged with the task of personalising Paris Hilton’s brand new Bentley Continental GP Coupe, the ride pimpers at West Coast Customs created this monstrosity.

Fans of the vacuous blonde may be aware that she already has a Bentley, so why would she need another one?

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English..

3 The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in…

P…

E…

N…

I…

S…

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED……. NOT LONG ENOUGH

Incoming!!!

“thats what she said” lol

staring down @ u bitch