
best father’s day gift ever
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best father’s day gift ever
19 Jun, 2009
Posted by: dijay In: Humour

NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.
NUMBER 4: ‘This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.
NUMBER 3: ‘Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!
NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?
Number 1: And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
(Raising your head slowly) ‘…in Jesus’ name, Amen
That’s kind of awkward. Not because it’s weird that elephants would bone, but because I’m pretty sure seeing an elephant’s shitcovered vagina wasn’t part of the sightseeing tour. But if it was, wow, what a deal. You’d have to pay extra for that if it were a human woman.
writes halley in idaho: “yeahhh, that’s my mom and my grandpa right there. (this is what happens when old people join facebook.)”
If the mustache isn’t exactly your style Japanese artist Yoriko Yoshida has designed some pretty sweet masks that might do it for you.